1. Once upon a time, there were cookies. They were ginger cookies, and they were delicious. They tasted like Christmas. And they were even more delicious with milk.
On Christmas Eve, you’re supposed to leave out ginger cookies and milk for Santa Claus, but they have to be small cookies. The cookies need to be small so that Santa Claus can eat them fast before the police come and arrest him for going into your house at night.