Thomas' Third 659th Story

1.     Once upon a time, there was a guy named Ben.  He was having a bad day.  He was having a bad day because he didn’t pay attention to the signs.

Ben was driving his car near a cliff.  There was a sign that said “Danger”.  Ben didn’t pay attention to the sign, and his car rolled down the cliff.

Ben jumped out of the car before it went down the cliff, and he grabbed onto a wire.  There was a sign that said the wire was a power line.  Ben didn’t pay attention to the sign, and he grabbed the power line and electricity went into his body.

Ben let go of the power line, and he fell on the ground.  There was a sign that the ground was a construction site.  Ben didn’t pay attention to the sign, and he fell down a hole at the construction site.  He all the way down to where the worms and the worms’ house was.

Ben crawled out of the hole, and he crawled up.  There was another sign, but he couldn’t see.  Ben crawled up the hole, and right up through a toilet – in the Girls’ bathroom! 

A little girl walked in to the bathroom, and she saw Ben climbing out of the toilet.  The little girl was scared to see Ben coming out of the toilet.  She screamed.  Ben was so startled that he fell back into the toilet.

The End.