This happened twenty or more years ago, but my brother and I still laugh when we hear "Sleigh Ride" -- OK, maybe I laugh harder than he does -- nobody thought I was tingling in the grocery store.
(Sleigh Ride)
My brother was singing
A ring-ting-tingling tune
At the top of his voice
So I had no choice
I left
I thought I’d outsmarted
And we had parted
But then
However, I quickly learned
When I stopped and turned
He was back
We were standing in the market
In the produce aisle
Everyone was staring at us
And they had a smile
I could feel the blood rush
To my face
And boy was my face red
I just wanted to leave that place
And so I turned and said
“Jeff, please stop tingling!
Remember you’re in a grocery store”
The crowd all scattered
And then they chattered
Some more
My brother stopped his singing
His ears were ringing
With laughs
He found his ring-ting-tingling
Quite embarrassing
With me
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