Monday, December 31, 2012

Thomas' December stories -- Part VII


49.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He lived in the garden.  He was dirty.  He took a bath.  He put a wash-cloth on his head and said, “I’m Rapunzel!”
The End.


50.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He lived in the garden.  Thomas named Thomas had a Molly named Molly.  And a Buster named Buster.  He had bells and sang “Jingle Bells”.  He wanted to go in the red car.  To get books.  So he put on orange socks.  The End.


51.
Once upon a time, there was a big truck.  It went Boom!   Boom!  It boomed Thomas’ house.  The pigeon was driving.  The End.


52.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was painting a barn.  It was a trick.  He was in the garden.  He was lost and sad.  His mommy said, “I love you.”  And he was happy.  The End.


53.
Once upon a time, there was a frog named Frog.  He broke the soap.  He was a Thomas named Thomas.  He had a blue painted face.  The End.


54.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He saw a monkey in his room.  In the window mirror.  Thomas said “hi” to the monkey.  The monkey said, “Hello, little boy.  I’m happy to meet you.”  The End.


55.
Once upon a time, there was rain.  With ho ho (thunder).  It rained on the corn.  The corn was delicious.  The End.


56.
Once upon a time, there was a shooting moon.  He was lost and sad.  He found a Christmas tree.  He colored colors.  He colored blue.  And yellow.  And white.  And he said, “Merry Christmas, everyone.”  The End.


Fairy Tale Haiku -- 60


Little Match Girl

First match shows lit tree;
The second, roast goose; the third
Grandma in heaven

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Thomas' December stories -- Part VI


41.
Once upon a time, there was a higgery-diggery pop!  And a mouse.  And a clock.  The mouse broke the clock and ran away.  The End.


42.
Once upon a time, there was a snake.  He was lost and sad.  And crying.  He made an “s” and found himself in a mirror.  The End.


43.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was in the garden.  He built a house.  With his daddy.  The End.


44.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was in a garden.  He was lost and sad.  He walked with his legs.  He jumped on a cloud.  And sang “Twinkle, twinkle, little star.”  The End.


45.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was in the garden.  He was five.  He was sad.  He wanted a brown dog.  Like Piper.  Because Piper tickles.  The End.


46.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Thomas.  He was a Thomas named Thomas.  He lived in the garden.  He wanted a big hug.  A mommy named Mommy gave him a big hug.  Her hair was wet and Thomas got splashed.  The End.


47.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He fixed the snowman and made reindeer sing.  The End.


48.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He made a happy face snowman.
Thomas said, “I’m happy to meet you.”
The snowman said, “I love Thomas.  Welcome to my snow.” 
The End.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Thomas' December stories -- Part V


32.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Thomas.  He was a Thomas named Thomas.  And he was Batman.  He caught a star for Molly Kitten.  Molly played with the star.  She was happy.  The End.


33
Once upon a time, there was a picnic cloth.  It was lost.  Thomas found it and had a Christmas picnic.  The End.


34.
Once upon a time, there was an angel.  In a red shirt.  She jumped over the moon and down the rainbow lights.  The End.


35.
Once upon a time, there was a shadow.  A jumping shadow.  It jumped on the train tracks and over the train master.  The End.


36.
Once upon a time, there was a monkey.  A marching monkey.  A marching monkey marching to Charlie Brown music.  The End.


37.
Once upon a time, there was a monster.  He was a farting monster.  The monster danced and the music fell over.  The End.


38.
Once upon a time, there was a castle.  It was lost and sad.  And there was a Scooby Doo.  Scooby Doo was lost and sad.  Scooby Doo found the castle.  The castle had  a tomato sauce ceiling and white spaghetti walls.  The End.


39.
Once upon a time, there was a rabbit.  Named Max.  And there was a brown and white train.  Max found the train and went to a snowman’s castle.


40.
Once upon a time, there was a bear.  Named Thomas.  He was a cranky bear.  He liked Christmas songs.  The End.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Thomas' December stories -- part IV


24.
Once upon a time, there was a monkey.  It was a cold monkey.  It was a boy monkey.  He was hanging in the sky.  He wanted to fly like and angel, but he couldn’t.  He didn’t have any wings or feathers.  He had a Christmas carol in his head.  So he sang with the moon.  The End.


25.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas.  He was cold and sad.  And there was a cloud.  It was soft and warm.  Thomas snuggled into the cloud.  The End.


26.
Once upon a time, there was a fuzzy caterpillar.  He was not in the garden.  He was lost.  And sad.  Sophie didn’t find him.  Daddy didn’t find him.  He found himself.  The End.


27.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Thomas.  And there was a kitten named Molly.  Thomas built a fuzzy castle for Molly.  It was warm.  It was so beautiful.  Thomas was King Thomas.  The End.


28.
Once upon a time, there was soup.  It was kind green soup.  It was paint soup.  It was a bit orange, and red, and blue, and yellow, and green, and brown, and black, and PURPLE.  The End.


29.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was the wind.  He blew his hair.  He blew Buster Cat’s fur.  He blew over the little family.  He blew over the Lego castle and broke it.  And he blew kisses.  The End.


30.
Once upon a time, there was a pea.  In the garden.  There were no more stories.  That’s all.  The End.


31.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Thomas.  He wanted to fly.  He couldn’t fly.  He spun round and round.  He got dizzy and fell over.  He fell in the water.  He jumped up and said, “I’m fine!”  The End.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Thomas' December stories -- Part III


17.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He wore Thomas underwear, and he played musical bells.  He danced with Hop-Hop and slipped on the kitten’s food.  The End.


18.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas.  He was lost.  In a building.  A scary building.  Thomas painted the roof and got out.  The End.


19.
Once upon a time, there were pants.  They were Cranky Pants.  A Thomas named Thomas found them.  And there was a nickel.  It was lost and sad. A Thomas named Thomas found it.  And there was a space shuttle.  A dog named Sophie made it. 
The End.


20.
Once upon a time, there were five little piggies.  This little piggy went to the playground.  This little piggy watched reindeer.  This little piggy played with trains.  This little piggy found a kitten.  This little piggy watched Thomas.  All the way home.  The End.


21.
Once upon a time, there was a train track.  It broke a wall.  And there was a dragon.  A good dragon.  And he was lost and sad.  And there was a Thomas.  A good Thomas.  He found the dragon.  And a kitten.  The End.


22.
Once upon a time, there was a king named Thomas.  He was an ice cream king.  He had a helmet crown.  The crown was too big and Thomas couldn’t see.  He was lost.  And scared.  And sad.  There was a shadow king.  The shadow king found Thomas.  They ate ice cream.  They were happy.  The End.


23.
Once upon a time, there was a super-bunny.  He built a house.  In a bathtub.  And stayed there until it was cold.   The End.