Sunday, January 6, 2013

Thomas' January stories -- Part 1


1.
Once upon a time, there was a candle.  It made fire.  And the fire took a bath.  The End.


2.
Once upon a time, there was a spider.  On a web.  He was lost and sad.  He was crying.  He found a bug.  In his mouth.  He didn’t eat it.  The End.


3.
Once upon a time, there was a piggy with a blue fur blanket.  He was lost and sad.  Like the spider.  And he was tired.  He went back to bed.  He got caught in the blanket and fell to the floor.  The End.


4.
Once upon a time, there was a kitten named Molly.  She was grumpy.  She was tired.  She wanted to go back to sleep.  On the floor.  Thomas wanted to play.  “Happy New Year!” said Thomas.


5.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was outside.  It was raining.  He was outside in the rain.  He took a bath.  Without a bathtub.  The End.


6.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He wanted clean underpants.   He looked in his underpants drawer.  He found Scooby Doo underpants.  “Scooby Doo underpants!” said Thomas.  “I can’t believe it!”  The End.


7.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was chasing shadows.  He was dancing with shadows.  The End.


8.
Once upon a time, there was a lighthouse.  A blue castle lighthouse.  Thomas made it.  Molly broke it.   The End.



9.
Once upon a time, there was a goblin.  He had a goblin house.  The goblin ran in the goblin house and closed the door.  And said, “No more stories!”  The End.


10.
Once upon a time, there was a castle.  A beautiful letter castle.  There was a princess in the castle.  Thomas couldn’t fit in the castle.  The End.


11.
Once upon a  time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was playing music.  On a piano.  On the patio.  It was a patio piano.  Ding, ding, dong.  The End.


12.
Once upon a time, there was a present.  It was opened.  In the present was a hat.  And a bow.  And a song.  The End.


13.
Once upon a time, there was a birthday.  It was a letters birthday.  Happy Birthday, letters!  And it was a happy birthday for cars.  Happy Birthday, cars!  And Thomas said, “Do you want to hold my hand?”  The End.


14.
Once upon a time, there was a fish.  A giant fish.  It jumped up in the water.  It couldn’t swim.  It was paper mache.   The End.


15.
Once upon a time, there was a ghost.  He was running around the house.  He was running, running, running.  He needed to take a bath.  The End.


16.
Once upon a time, there was a Pants Thomas.  He was lost and sad.  He made a heart.  For his mommy.  He found his mommy and said, “I made you a heart.  Come and see!”  The End.


17.
Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He made a big poo-poo.   In the big-boy potty.  It was so big.  It was green.  And wet.  The End.

2 comments:

  1. So many sad stories this time! But all of them made me laugh out loud- that character! I came here to read the infamous poo-poo story. *facepalm Now I wish I hadn't! hahaha
    (p.s. I think #8 is in need of an edit?)

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