Thomas' 494th Story -- Illustrated

Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He had cranky pants.  And they were backwards.  Thomas was grumpy.
"Let's go in the red car," said Mommy.
"No red car," said Thomas.  Thomas was still grumpy.
"Let's go see Uncle Jeff," said Mommy.
"No Uncle Jeff," said thomas.  Thomas was still grumpy.
"We can get donuts afterwards," said Mommy.
"Let's go see Uncle Jeff," said Thomas.  And Thomas was happy.

The End.

(April 2013.)