Thomas' 567th Story -- Illustrated

Once upon a time, there was a deep, dark swamp.  There were colors in the deep, dark swamp.  And there was mud in the deep, dark swamp.  And there was a stinky, sticky sludge.  It was brown, dark sludge.  It was hot and full of bubbles.

And there was a Thomas named Thomas in the deep, dark sludge.  And there was a scary dark house on the swamp.  And there were monsters in the dark house.  Thomas locked the monsters in the house. With a K key.  The monsters are sleeping.  No more monsters.

The End.

(May 2013.)