Thomas' Second 840th Story

840.     Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He had three hats.  He was a three-hat Thomas.  He had an orange hat.  It was orange like an orange.  He had a red hat.  It was red like a tomato.  And he had a red and white hat.  It was white like vanilla, and red like strawberry.  But he couldn’t eat his hats. 

He could eat a “scorange”.  A “scorange” rhymes with orange, but it’s yellow like a squash.  And it’s a fruit.  Thomas likes scoranges.

The End.