Thomas' Third 35th Story

1.     35.     Once upon a time, there was a guy.  His name was Mr. J.  He had a head.  And he had arms.  And he had elbows.  And he had a body.  But he didn’t have any legs.  He just had a spring.  And he had a box.  He was a Mr. J jack-in-the-box.

The End.