Thomas' Second 581st Story

581.     Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He had cool hair.  He had pretty hair.  He had blond hair.  And there was a unicorn.  He had cool hair.  He had pretty hair.  He had purple hair.

The unicorn was a rainbow unicorn.  And it was a glowing unicorn.  And it was a pillow unicorn.  And it was a magic unicorn.  Thomas put the unicorn in the blue phone box, and the phone box was full of magic.  Then Thomas put the unicorn in Jack in Aunt Luna’s room.

“Why did you do that?” asked his mommy.  “That is your unicorn.”

“No,” said Thomas.  “It’s not my unicorn.  It is Jack and Aunt Luna’s unicorn.  It goes in Jack and Aunt Luna’s room.  So Jack and Aunt Luna will come back to the room.”

The End.