Thomas' Third 434th Story

1.         434.       Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was playing in his backyard and a chameleon scratched him with its claws.  The chameleon scratched him and made a bump on his forehead, in his eyebrow. 

“I don’t know why a chameleon scratched me,” said Thomas.  “I’m not in Madagascar where the chameleons live.  How did that chameleon get to the United States, anyway?”

The End.