1. 434. Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas. He was playing in his backyard and a chameleon scratched him with its claws. The chameleon scratched him and made a bump on his forehead, in his eyebrow.
“I don’t know why a chameleon scratched me,” said Thomas. “I’m not in Madagascar where the chameleons live. How did that chameleon get to the United States, anyway?”