Thomas' Third 459th Story

1.          459.       Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He wore his underpants.  He wore his underpants on top of his head – like a hat.  When he wore his underpants on top of his head like a hat, he had two fins like a rooster.  But Thomas wasn’t a rooster.  He was a silly boy who lost his mind.

The End.