Thomas' Third 666th Story

1.     Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He drank some milk.  It was magic milk.  When Thomas drank the milk, he turned into a moose.  Thomas liked being a moose—until he had to go potty.  His antlers were so big, he couldn’t fit through the bathroom door. 

Then Moose Thomas ate some bread.  It was bread that Mommy made.  But Moose Thomas was still a moose.  So he put some of the bread in the toaster, and then he ate the toast.  When he ate the toast he turned back into a Thomas named Thomas.  And then he could go to the bathroom.

The End.