Thomas' Third 683rd Story

. 1.     Once upon a time, there was a silly old pirate who loved to dance.  One day he was dancing on his ship, and he bumped into his door.  He broke his door.  He kept dancing, right into the galley.  He danced into a cooking pot.  He broke the pot.  He kept dancing when he was at the helm, and he didn’t see the rocks.  He crashed his ship into the rocks.  He broke his ship.  On the land, he kept dancing.  He danced into a monkey, and he stole the monkey’s bananas.  The monkey chased the pirate all over the island.

The End.