1. 376. Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas. He was a pirate captain named Thomas. And Molly Kitten was his crew. Molly Kitten was Thomas’ minion.
Pirate Captain Thomas had a tall ship with a chain ladder and a green cover. Pirate Captain Thomas sailed over the seas. And he sailed over the trees. And he sailed over the bees. And he sailed over the fleas. He sailed all the way to Seasick Bluff. But there was no treasure in Seasick Bluff. He just sailed there because it was on his map.