1. 389. Once upon a time, there was a dog named Sophie. She wanted to go to the North Pole.
“You can’t go to the Arctic, Sophie,” said Thomas. “You’re not a Saint Bernard. It’s too cold for Sophie Dogs at the Arctic. Your eyes would bend down from the wind. The moose would say ‘hrrrrrrr, hrrrrrr’ and that would annoy you. Sophie, you aren’t a field dog that mushes in the snow. You have to stay here.”
So Sophie didn’t go to the North Pole.