Thomas' 806th Story -- Illustrated

1.     Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He tried to call the sheriff, but the black and white phone was dead.  So he used the black and grey phone.  But the sheriff was gone.  He disappeared. 

“Where did the sheriff go?” asked Thomas.  “I think he went to get nachos and lemonade.”

The End.

(August 2013)