Sunday, August 11, 2013

Thomas' 816th Story -- Illustrated






1.     Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He had upside down underwear.  So he wore it as a hat.  But underwear is not supposed to go on the head.  Underwear is supposed to go on the butt.  Thomas took the upside down underwear off his head.  And he saw a fly.  In the house. 
“We need a new house,” said Thomas.  “This one is too dirty.  There’s a fly in the house.”
The End.

(August 2013) 

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