Thomas' Third 292nd Story

1.          292.       Once upon a time, there was a man named Thomas.  He wasn’t a Thomas named Thomas.  And he wasn’t a boy named Thomas.  He was just a man named Thomas.  And Thomas has three friends.  There names were Jebediah, Josiah, and Simple, who had bad hair.

Thomas and his friends had a great train robbery.  They stole a train car. They thought the train car was full of silver.  But the train car wasn’t full of silver.  It was full of leg lamps.

The End.