1. 323. Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas. He had a box. His box was a ship on the ocean. Thomas was a pirate. His pirate name was Captain Golden Hair. And Captain Woodchip Hook. He was Captain Golden Hair Woodchip Hook. And he sailed on the ocean looking for octopuses. And he looked for treasure. He didn’t want ordinary treasure. He wanted treasure in a red treasure chest. The red treasure chest was full of magic to make bee stings not hurt.