1. 317. Once upon a time, there was a bear. The bear had bright, glowing eyes. The bear was looking in through Thomas’ window. The bear was looking at Thomas. The bear came in through Thomas’ window, and it broke Thomas’ computer. But that’s OK, because then the bear fixed the computer again.
The bear went downstairs and ate Mommy. No, the bear didn’t really eat Mommy. But it did go downstairs. And it did drink all of Thomas’ chocolate milk.