Thomas' Third 337th Story

     337.      Once upon a time, there was a Thomas named Thomas.  He was a pirate captain Thomas.  And he had a bubble beard.  So his name was Captain Bubble Beard Thomas. 

A brown bear bounced onto pirate captain Thomas’ ship.  And the brown bear shaved pirate captain Thomas’ bubble beard with a sharp, sharp claw.  Now he was Captain No Bubble Beard Thomas. 

“Hey!” said pirate captain Thomas.  “That wasn’t very nice.”  And he sent the brown bear up into a thundercloud so the brown bear could think about what he did. 

The End.