1. Once upon a time, there was a frog as green as a witch. He lived in a rosemary bush as tall as a tree. The frog had a throne on top of the rosemary so he could see the world. A meddling mosquito flew by and tried to bite the frog.
“Away with you, you bumbling bale-monger!” said the frog to the meddling mosquito. But then the frog remembered that he didn’t eat lunch, and the he liked mosquitos for lunch, and so... that was the end of the meddling mosquito.