1. Once upon a time, there was a big problem in the world. There was a big crack in the world, and this was a big problem. The crack broke the house. The crack went all the way down to Mexico. The crack went to the volcanoes in Mexico. And then lava came out of the volcanoes. The lava came all the way to South Carolina. The lava turned the storm clouds full of rain into shadow clouds full of smoke. The lava chased Daddy’s car down the road. The lava wanted to explode Daddy’s car. And that was a big problem.